• Last week: Daryl's GAY!!!
  • This week: Beth's DEAD!!!
  • Folks really trying aren't they? Just trying so bad... So when gay Daryl and dead Beth are a canon couple leading into S6 what are we supposed to do!?!?
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  • It'll be "Daryl and Beth aren't really making love. He's just using her for practice, for when he wakes up and realizes that the vagina of Queen Carol is the only holy and blessed place for his penis to be".

daaryldixxon:

rckyfrk:

property-of-murphy-macmanus:

rckyfrk:

property-of-murphy-macmanus:

rckyfrk:

people-in-hell-want-slurpees:

I love that shirt on him. I don’t know if it’s because it’s super long on him or the way the sleeves are rolled up or the super wide collar but holy crap balls it does something to me.

And don’t get me started on the very grab-able hair, the smoke pouring oh so sexily out of his mouth, or the idea of smearing paint all over him.

^ THIS!!!!  Absolutely!!! All of the above!!!  

Guh…and then he takes that sip of beer…and they don’t show it but you know he did that thing where he pulls his lower lip up over his upper lip to get the carbonation out of his mustache and then licks his lips.

Jesus…what this man does to me…

I know!!!  I really love everything about this video and these gifs are awesome!!  He is so unbelievably sexy and fuckable!  

The best part of the video?

His sexy ass voice.

When he says “lover” - instant orgasm.

Every. Damn. Time.

I just

(via daryl-my-brother)

litwitlady:

They have an entire 33-page thread devoted to Beth’s so very obvious death on Spoil the Dead.

It’s gonna hurt so good.

Slay, Bethy, slay.

That’s why you can’t rely on that site, 99% of the staff there are C@ryl shippers, very biased  and bully those who aren’t off the site. I got hate messages saying she’s dead based off that thread alone and the kicker is, they steal legit spoilers from TSDF. 

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

(via wasteofanarrow)